New Word Balloons/Zazzle Design: Don't Be The Weak Gazelle!

Don't be the weak gazelle! Don't be the last in the pack to get this design on one of the fine Zazzle products.

New Word Balloons/Zazzle Design: I Hate It When You Use My Logic Against Me!

I hate it when you use my logic against me! Except when you get this design and place it on one of many Zazzle products.

REPOST: Peace Out! T-Shirt from Zazzle.com

Yes! It's a vacation repost -


Peace Out! T-Shirt from Zazzle.com

Spread the peace outwards from you with this design.

This was one of my first designs when I had started my own screen printing shop. It was one of the more popular designs. I always liked this one for it's simplicity and message. As always, I'd love to get your opinion on the design.

Capitalism Does Not Equal Joy Shirts from Zazzle.com

Capitalism Does Not Equal Joy Shirts from Zazzle.com

Ladies Baby Doll (Fitted)

This classic baby doll is our best-selling ladies’ top and will turn heads. Made with 100% super-soft ring-spun cotton, it has capped sleeves, and a tapered side-seamed contoured fit. Made by Bella. NOTE: Sizes run extremely small. Order 1 to 2 sizes larger than normal.

Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 6.0 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Imported.

Psychedelic Sun Shirts from Zazzle.com

Psychedelic Sun Shirts from Zazzle.com

Psychedelic Sun

Groove on the rise of the Psychadelic Sun, baby! It's a way-out but real "in" design that's great for Spring and Summer (but good all year 'round!). Let the establishment know you're all about love and happiness!

Portland - Maine's Largest City Aprons from Zazzle.com

Portland - Maine's Largest City Aprons from Zazzle.com

Standard Apron

Cook, paint or garden in this wonderful medium length apron. It’s got three spacious pockets in the front for holding all your utensils and tools. Made from a 35/65 cotton-poly twill blend, it’s machine washable and a bit wider than our longer version. 24" L x 28" W. Made in the USA.

Why? Word Balloon Shirt from Zazzle.com

Why? Word Balloon Shirt from Zazzle.com

Kids Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 6.0 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Imported.

Love Compassion 2012 Bumper Sticker from Zazzle.com

Love Compassion 2012 Bumper Sticker from Zazzle.com

Love Compassion 2012

Vote Early and Often

Meet the candidate hopefuls for 2012. Vote the Love/Compassion ticket for 2012. Vote early and often! You'll be glad you did. On many fine Zazzle products.

Barney Fife and the Preamble to the Constitution

Doug Examines the Constitution! - We the People

With all the talk about what's constitutional and what's not, I thought it might be fun to refresh my memory in what it actually says.

Previously: Doug Examines the Constitution! - Prologue

-from the Constitution in it's original form:

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

I like the idea of forming "a more perfect Union"; I try to be more perfect. I know I'm not perfect but I can become better. That's what I feel the founding fathers were expressing.

And how would they become more perfect? By:

• establishing justice
• insuring domestic peace
• providing an army to protect the citizens
• keeping a certain level of care for citizens
• benefiting from being free

And it will be established by the following laws and rules of government we call the Constitution.

You can find out more about the Constitution at the Charters of Freedom site.

Next: Article 1

Doug Examines the Constitution! - Prologue

Actually, I will be. Every article and amendment, even the preamble.

To wet your appetites, I got a little video from YouTube. Note that I'm doing this as a public service and I don't own the copyrighted material. It's just with all the talk about what's constitutional and what's not, I thought it might be fun to refresh my memory in what it actually says.




By the way - this series might be interrupted from time to time. Let me know if it's a problem.

Cartoon American Happy Face Ladies Petite T- Shirt from Zazzle.com

Cartoon American Happy Face Ladies Petite T- Shirt from Zazzle.com

Cartoon American Happy Face Ladies Petite T- Shirt

Happy 4th! Tailored for women by Bella, this Tee will quickly become your favorite. Made from 5 oz, 100% super-soft cotton, baby jersey knit with a custom contoured fit. Has cover-stitched ¾” bottom hem and sleeve openings. NOTE: Sizes run extremely small. Order 1 to 2 sizes larger than normal. Imported.

Cartoon American Happy Face Postage from Zazzle.com

Cartoon American Happy Face Postage from Zazzle.com

Cartoon American Happy Face Postage

Make each letter a special delivery! Put a personal touch on your mail, or share this useful gift with friends and family. Zazzle’s medium custom stamps fit especially well on greeting card or RSVP envelopes.

Landscape: 2.1" x 1.3" (image: 1.4" x 1.1").

Portrait: 1.3" x 2.1" (image: 1.1" x 1.4").

Image aspect ratio: 3 x 4.

20 stamps per sheet.

Choose from eight postage denominations:

$0.29: Postcards.

$0.44: First-class, 1 oz. mailings.

$0.64: 1 oz. mailings, unusual shapes.

$0.64: 2 oz. mailings.

$0.84: 2 oz. mailings, unusual shapes.

$0.84: 3 oz. mailings.

$1.04: 3.5 oz. mailings.

$1.48: 4 oz. mailings.

$4.95: Priority Mail (up to 16 oz.).

Cartoon American Happy Face Neck Tie from Zazzle.com

Cartoon American Happy Face Neck Tie from Zazzle.com

Cartoon American Happy Face Tie

What’s a tailored suit without a custom tie! Create one-of-a-kind ties for yourself or your loved ones. Upload your own images and patterns, or browse thousands of stylish designs to wear in the office or on the town.

55" long, 4" wide (at widest point).

Unlimited colors.

Made of silky 100% polyester fabric.

No minimum order.

Cartoon American Happy Face Key Chains from Zazzle.com

Cartoon American Happy Face Key Chains from Zazzle.com

Cartoon American Happy Face Classic Button Keychain

Set your keys apart with a custom keychain. Create your own or choose from thousands of cute and cool designs. The sturdy clasp keeps keys together securely, and holds up well through daily wear-and-tear. 

Diameter: 2.25 inches, great for purses and pockets.

Depth: .19 inches

Weight: .25 ounces

Full-color, full-bleed printing

Waterproof

Add Photos, Artwork and Text

No minimum order

Land of the Tee 4th of July Sale at Zazzle.com

A tee from Doug E. Shirts

Land of the Tee 4th of July Sale at Zazzle! Get 17.76% off all tee shirts by using the promo code LANDOFTHETEE. Use it by the 4th of July of lose that right!

Cartoon GLBT Happy Face Pinback Buttons from Zazzle.com

Cartoon GLBT Happy Face Pinback Buttons from Zazzle.com

Cartoon GLBT Happy Face

Need more flair? Express yourself with Zazzle custom buttons. Choose from thousands of cool and colorful designs, customize, or make your own.

• Five sizes from 1.25"-6" in diameter.
• Printed on 100% Recycled Paper.
• Covered with scratch- and UV-resistant Mylar.
• No minimum order.
• Both round and square buttons available.

Cartoon Happy Face Canvas Bags from Zazzle.com

Cartoon Happy Face Canvas Bags from Zazzle.com

Yep, it's Cartoon Happy Face! Doesn't it give you a happy, joyful and positive vibe? This also comes in additional flavors - American, GLBT and Irish. Let me know if you would like any other versions. On many products at Doug E. Shirts and Zazzle!

Cartoon American Happy Face Value T-Shirt from Zazzle.com

Cartoon American Happy Face Value T-Shirt from Zazzle.com

"An affordable alternative heavyweight t-shirt for the value conscious consumer. Pre-shrunk and made from 5.5 oz 100% heavyweight cotton. It also has double-needle stitched bottom and hems for extra durability.

This white tee is just a tiny fraction of the many exceptional smiley face items that are ready to be bought from the online Zazzle marketplace. A truly wonderful sample of "smiley face", "america", "usa", and "happy face" tshirts on Zazzle, this basic men's value tshirt was designed by "dougeshirts" and, as you can see, is being worn by the smiley face shirt model "Tyler". This men's standard zazzle value tshirt is a super new item for any guy's clothing rack. Titled as “cartoon american happy face value t-shirt shirt” by the designer dougeshirts, this super cartoon illustration is being displayed in the shop's cartoon category on Zazzle.

This budget-friendly tshirt will look just as cool on you as it looks on Tyler, the model above. Zazzle Seller dougeshirts selected a men's standard zazzle value tee shirt for this smiley face creation, and we think that was an intelligent decision. Made from 100 percent cotton, this Cartoon American Happy Face tshirt will be printed using a high-tech shirt printing process that creates long-lasting images in an unlimited number of colors. One of the most affordable men's tee shirts, the value tee shirt has a loosely-shaped contour and a bright white color that is certainly flattering for any male."

Cartoon GLBT Happy Face Tshirt from Zazzle.com

Congratulations to the State of New York for passing legislation that legally allows gay and lesbian couples to wed!

Cartoon GLBT Happy Face Tshirt from Zazzle.com

Cartoon GLBT Happy Face

Yep, it's Cartoon Happy Face! Doesn't it give you a happy, joyful and positive vibe? This also comes in additional flavors - American, GLBT and Irish. Let me know if you would like any other versions. On many products at Doug E. Shirts and Zazzle!